brutol:

untexting:

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

kmarx:

me: says something incoherent, walks away

radical-coffeeclub:

novitiate2017:

i love how little girls have their wolf phases and their dragon phases and their big cat phases and etc…they shouldve let us turn into wolves at that age

women not being able to shapeshift is a major flaw of humans as a species tbh

shrugs-are-shrinky:

i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry

prokopetz:

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

stars-and-stripes-and-bucky:

benepla:

miniwrecks:

the fact that people dont consider game of thrones as “cringey” of a show as doctor who or sherlock is literally just because of how many men are obsessed with it. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

this post literally shocked me into a new light and I will now vocally make fun of game of thrones every day of my life thank u ted

federations:

federations:

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

villainquoteoftheday:

This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my whole goddamn life.